I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
so let's talk penis.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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