My first STD was from a foam party
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
