Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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