just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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