Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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