Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
His nipple licking is glorious
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