I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They took my balls.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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