I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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