grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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