I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
