Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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