you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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