So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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