plz talk dirty to me
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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