i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She announced her abortion via fbk
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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