i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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