that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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