obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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