There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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