We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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