hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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