i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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