So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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