North Korea, Best Korea!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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