It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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