I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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