Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
