Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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