it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's not a walk of shame if you run
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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