I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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