It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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