Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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