You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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