Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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