I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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