But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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