ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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