is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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