jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Alive.
So much puke
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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