we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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