Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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