The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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