No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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