if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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