My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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