Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
