How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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