i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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