I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have post one night stand depression
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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