Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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