I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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