My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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