Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
