worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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